Crystal Clearwater

The MLM Guru

Crystal Clearwater is a 'boss babe' and the park's premier purveyor of 'LuxeLife' wellness products. She's relentlessly positive, always trying to recruit new members to her 'team' with promises of financial freedom and detoxifying teas.

The Costume

Wear brightly colored athletic wear, carry a tote bag full of product samples like lotions and shakes, and have a clipboard for signing people up.

Crystal Clearwater is a suspect in Trailer Park Tragedy: The Meat-A-Palooza Murders, a Host-Party murder mystery party game.

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